The M&M conspiracy

There is something not right about this picture, my friends.

There is something not right at all.

Here it goes, my m&m theory:

The m&m company is completely and utterly racist.

You see characterisations of the little guys on tv. The yellow one being the air head, the red one being arrogant, the green one being oddly promiscuous for a chocolate lolly with no female anatomy, the orange one being crazy and the blue one being this cool guy in the background that doesn't say much, and the brown one bei--

...Wait a tick.

THEY SKIPPED THE BROWN ONE!

Clearly this is an outrage. It's the best colour other than the blue and red one. And don't give me some cock-and-bull story about 'oh, they don't want to depict brown m&m's in the fear of it being perceived as naked. THERE ARE DIFFERENT SHADES OF BROWN THEY COULD EASILY USE!!

I demand a re-characterisation. Either that, or I'm going to start protesting outside chocolate stores and as a chocoholic, I really don't want to resort to such lengths ...